Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate.
Republicans wear theirs.
Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers.
Republicans name their children after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should.
Democrats ought to, but don't.
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but believe that they're entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats make plans and then do something else.
Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms.
That is why there are more Democrats.
I must give credit to the fabulous Bilbo (see my blog list for a link to him). He has become one of my favorite reads...and gives me a chuckle every day. He is a man with a sense of humor, who communicates AND ballroom dances. If I had met such a man years ago, I might be married today.
Any other differences Bilbo missed? Leave them in the comments.
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